Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Randomize
