Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
This baby is an asshole
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
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