Whod you bang
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
tonight lets celebrate not being married
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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