Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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