thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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