Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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