And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
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