he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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