I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
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One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
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if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I would fuck him just for his dog
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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