was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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