did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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