I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
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we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
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He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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