She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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