That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
