Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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