I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
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I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Everyone says I win the strip club
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one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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