Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
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Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
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Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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