Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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