I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Me too!
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
zippers are such a cool invention
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You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
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So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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