Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Randomize
