Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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