I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
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she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
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It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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