this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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