i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
this is an emotional support booty call
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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