Where did you get a picture of my penis
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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