Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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