I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
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I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
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If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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