I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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