there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
My breasts were aching with rage.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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