I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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