Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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