I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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