I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
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she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
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I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
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