i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
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Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
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On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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