I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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