Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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