Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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