There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
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I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
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on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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