She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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