He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
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Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
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The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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