so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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