No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
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You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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