I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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