her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
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