I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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