D3 body, D1 cock
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
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