Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
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Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
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Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
You are a genius and a whore.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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