doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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