is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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