im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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