YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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