Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
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Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
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Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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