CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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