He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
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We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
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"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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