Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
its not stalking. its research.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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