google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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