I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
