Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
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I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
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Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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