Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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