No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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