Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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