So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
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There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
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sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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