Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
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we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
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If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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